Morning Invocation

Three days ago the great prophet McKitten told us that the Big Apple had been killed as a sacrifice for our sins. This left the prophet Hansen very sad, because his congregation is located there, over Seinfeld’s restaurant.

A great blessing has occurred. The holy trinity (Al, Jim and Kevin) report that the stone has rolled away – and the Big Apple has been resurrected. Another blessing from the endlessly merciful greenhouse gas gods.

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