President Announces Formation Of Carbon Bank

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK”

AFP: Obama camp spies endgame in Oregon

President Obama announced today the formation of the Carbon Green Bank (KGB) tasked with saving the planet. He is hoping to create a civilian army of ten million KGB agents, who will :

  • Assist in the collection of carbon taxes
  • Report climate crimes in their neighborhood
    • Neighbors who purchase a vehicle which gets less than 57 MPG
    • Neighbors who set their thermostat without getting EU approval
    • Neighbors who eat whatever they want without getting EU approval
    • Neighbors who criticize Obama
    • Neighbors who are unconcerned about their effect on the climate

Together we can save the planet. Reactionaries must be dealt with.

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10 Responses to President Announces Formation Of Carbon Bank

  1. Billy Liar says:

    I have a piece of wood I would like to deposit. What sort of interest can I get on that?

  2. To obey a law you know is based upon lies and an incompetent consensus, or not…

  3. Andy DC says:

    See you guys at the re-education camp! We have resisted brainwashing and thus are enemies of the State.

  4. robert barclay says:

    I keep saying it, water does not acept heat from above due surface tension. AGW does not exist.

  5. Hugh K says:

    Forward……to that Fiscal Cliff — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOs8MaR1YM

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