How To Get The Nobel Peace Prize

There are several routes to the Nobel Peace Prize

  1. Al Gore got it for scamming $100 million dollars on CO2 snake oil
  2. Michael Mann got one by simply putting it on his resume
  3. Barack Obama got one for doing nothing
  4. Yasser Arafat got one for killing the Israeli Olympic team, and for teaching Palestinians how to target and kill civilians

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5 Responses to How To Get The Nobel Peace Prize

  1. gator69 says:

    What not to do to win the Nobel Peace Prize:

    1. Do NOT save the lives of over 2500 children…

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/13/world/europe/13sendler.html?_r=0

    • F. Guimaraes says:

      “Every child saved with my help and the help of all the wonderful secret messengers, who today are no longer living, is the justification of my existence on this earth, and not a title to glory.” (Irena Sendler)
      Thanks for the link, God bless her and… this world stinks, heavily.
      Maybe the colder climate will bring a revision of our present society and more sanity to people’s minds, that’s my hope.

  2. Andy DC says:

    5. Find it in a Cracker Jack box.

  3. Israeli police survey the scene after an explosion on a bus in Tel Aviv Wednesday.

    Man, those spontaneously exploding buses must be hell to put up with. Good thing there’s not a bunch of murderous savages running around actually setting bombs. Thanks Reuters, for warning us of that danger.

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