Raising A Generation Of Morons

You can’t make this stuff up.

Global warming targets Thanksgiving Native cranberry crop faces uncertain future

Heat waves may sizzle, storms rage and shorelines disappear, but the plight of the humble American cranberry might be the issue that finally puts climate change on the table this Thanksgiving.

Despite enjoying a near-record, 768 million-pound nationwide harvest in 2012, growers are voicing concern that global warming will sour the industry’s long-term outlook, increasing losses to weather-related blights and fruit rots and tempting more producers to grow the tangy berry offshore.

Global warming targets Thanksgiving | The News Journal | delawareonline.com

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9 Responses to Raising A Generation Of Morons

  1. Otter says:

    Unfortunately, morons is correct. Even worse, it will take another generation before things are set right, as those brainwashed millions currently coming out of college, will be screwing things up with their common-senseLess thinking, for another 30 years.

  2. Andy DC says:

    Tranlation-Despite a wonderful harvet and no sign of any problem, we are going to keep scaring you shitless with our cock and bull stories. After all, with no global warming, we must constantly spew lies to maintain our funding.

  3. Ikev says:

    I love the information on this site, which helps me inform people in my network of the truth!
    P.S. I thought global warming was old school, isn’t it climate disruption now?

  4. Pathway says:

    More farmers with their hands out. What are the odds that cranberry’s are already subsidized?

  5. gator69 says:

    Sadly it is not just the current generation. Because of the government indoctrination camps, better known as “public schools”, we now stand on the shoulders of morons.

  6. kbray in california says:

    “…Badly timed frosts… can cut yields…”

    Yup, that sure sounds like global warming…

    idiots.

  7. ntesdorf says:

    If there continue to be wonderful harvests and no sign of any problems, they won’t be able to enjoy their predicted disasters and claim extra funding and subsidies as they would like. If there is a sudden switch to Global Cooling, (“Badly timed frosts… can cut yields”), they will also require extra funding for that too. Whatever happens, they will require extra funding. The aim is not to solve problems, but get extra funding from everyone else.

  8. bkivey says:

    Maybe they’re looking ahead to 5000000000 AD when the Sun becomes a red giant.

    “Cranberries actually develop in the open, with bogs flooded only to protect crops from cold weather,” So if the climate warms, apparently you don’t have to flood the bogs. What’s the problem?

  9. TeaPartyGeezer says:

    If the problem is ‘global’ warming, where ‘offshore’ will they go? Mars?

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