Fighting climate change may seem like a Hail Mary pass, but the New Orleans Super Bowl Host Committee is running a play, called Geaux Green, to tackle the emissions from the big game between the San Francisco 49′ers and the Baltimore Ravens.
The Committee also developed a game plan for fans to block their own emissions from blitzing the planet’s atmosphere. The electricity used by the Superdome, team hotels and other Super Bowl related venues will total approximately 4,500 megawatts and make Earth the receiver of 3.8 million pounds of carbon dioxide pollution.
The only way to block your own emissions is to stick a cork up your ass.
That gas release will be intercepted by the purchase of carbon credits at three different locations.
I’m guessing that CO2 molecules are actually unaware of morons handing their money over to scamsters.
Al’s $100 million in Arab oil money wasn’t enough, and now he wants to rip off Super Bowl fans too.