Obama To Meet Mark Twain’s Challenge

Mark Twain said:

 Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Obama is sick of waiting for Congress to end bad weather, so he has decided to take matters into his own hands. Four years from now there will be no more days with either  heavy snow or no snow. Every day will have exactly the right amount of snow. No more days with rain or drought, and temperatures will always be very cold.

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4 Responses to Obama To Meet Mark Twain’s Challenge

  1. Andy DC says:

    Obama promises to abolish 30+ inch snowfalls by executive order.

  2. The Ol' Seadog says:

    Isthat a quote from “Puddenheaded Wilson” ?

  3. Ivan says:

    In 50s, in communist Czechoslovakia, there was a song. I only remember a small part of the lyrics, which goes like this (roughly translated from Czech):

    Boys and girls, march forward, we are building a new world.
    We’ll command the rain and wind, when to pour and when to blow.
    We’ll change the Earth’s plan, we’ll dry the oceans,
    we’ll change the whole country into a red-flowered garden.

    Commies did not succeed then, but now the technology is so much better…

    • duby says:

      My sister in law fled the German army from Czechoslovakia into Germany when she was around seven years old–she remembers a lot–will be 80 Feb28

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