New Guidelines From The Climate Vatican

Cardinals Tamino and Appell have determined that climate laypeople may only open the Arctic ice extent scripture for six weeks between August 15 and September 30.

Seeing this data during the other 46 weeks of the year will lead to sin, make your hair fall out – and cause blindness.

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5 Responses to New Guidelines From The Climate Vatican

  1. Glacierman says:

    How many Hail Marys for mentioning Arctic Ice in February?

  2. gator69 says:

    “And behold, the curtain of the temple was torn in two, from top to bottom. And the earth shook, and the rocks were split.”

  3. Sparks says:

    WHAT? no Monty python clip? what’s this site coming to!

  4. Larry Fields says:

    Steven wrote:
    “Seeing this data during the other 46 weeks of the year will lead to sin, make your hair fall out – and cause blindness.”

    You forgot to mention hair growing in the palms of one’s hands! :)

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