Prophecy Benchmarking

Obama is in year five of his lifetime monarchy, so it is a good time to check how his prophecies are doing.

I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment … when the rise of the oceans began to slow

Indeed, the prophet is expecting to be alive generations from now, and people will still be worshiping his name. And his kids will still be listening to his BS.

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CU Sea Level Research Group | University of Colorado

He was doing good for a couple of years, but since 2011 the rise in sea level has accelerated.

 In the poison’d entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good

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6 Responses to Prophecy Benchmarking

  1. Robertv says:

    blup blup blup, blup blup ?

  2. gator69 says:

    “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.”

  3. Edward. says:

    What we all need saving from is the vast amount of nebulous concocted BS emanating out of the mouths of left wing politicians – turned into eco-zealots.

  4. tckev says:

    I see you have O’bami’s original beer recipe there.

    http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-09-04/a-top-beer-sommelier-assesses-obamas-homebrew-recipe

    Ray Daneils is out of hospital but is still on convalescence.

  5. Olaf Koenders says:

    “..we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment … when the rise of the oceans began to slow..”

    Sounds like King Canute is alive and well. Rumours of his death were greatly exaggerated.

  6. I wonder if Jim Hansen has any long conversations with the owner of Tom’s Restaurant, letting him know at at the current sea level rise shown (3.2mm/year), that his business will be under water in about 950 years.

    As it is, the White House will take anywhere from 5,746.75 years (the north side is 60 feet 4 inches or 18,389.6 mm) to 6,676.87 years (the south side is 70 ft or 21336 mm) before it goes under water.

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