Evidence Emerges That Michigan Fawn Was A Terrorist

The Michigan fawn which was recently executed by a SWAT team, may have been a terrorist. Internet searches in Michigan have turned up such terms as “pressure cooker” “tea party” and “church service.” It is believed that the fawn was associated with an imminent terrorist attack and may have been holding a flashlight. President Obama showed great restraint in not ordering a drone strike.

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10 Responses to Evidence Emerges That Michigan Fawn Was A Terrorist

  1. RCM says:

    Yeah, that’s what they’re saying but I’m betting that’s just a cover story and that the fawn was really a big Republican donor.

  2. theyouk says:

    In the current version of the story, Noah euthanizes the animals lest they bring diseases onto the boat.

  3. shazaam says:

    I’ve got some of those “potentially disease ridden” pests nibbling at my garden (they think it’s a salad bar)

    How do I get the SWAT team to come collect them ??

  4. R. Shearer says:

    Michigan in addition to Wisconsin?

  5. lance says:

    Of course its a terrorist…look at its natural camouflage

  6. There Is No Substitute for Victory says:

    Now we know why Sir Skeet Shooter (pictured with a trap gun) needed billions of rounds of hollow point pistol ammo for Big Sister Napolitano’s Department of Home Land Security. It is to protect us from fawns.

  7. There Is No Substitute for Victory says:

    OK, On a different tack. Mounting soap box. NEVER, NEVER, and I mean NEVER remove young wildlife like deer fawns from their natural surroundings!!!

    A doe deer may only attend or nurse her fawn(s) for 5 minutes out of every 24 hour period or for 5 minutes out of every 1,440 minutes. That short amount of time is only (point) .35% of one day. How did the so called family determine that the fawn was abandoned? We humans in our hubris thank that the Earth can’t cool its self without our help or that deer would go extinct without us inserting our already too brown noses into more deer business.

    The family that “helped” this fawn to death are as big a bunch of idiots as those climate change imbeciles, and that D*** fool at the so called animal shelter who took the fawn in is just as guilty and he richly deserves the same fate that he brought down on Giggles. Exiting soap box mode.

    Thanks Steven, I needed that.

    • Blade says:

      I wouldn’t go out too far on this limb without knowing more facts. The family may or may not have been as irresponsible as you seem to think.

      But in no way are the equally wrong as the fascist cops, federal wildlife bureaucrats who have no business being armed in the first place. Allowing these people to be armed is like arming postal workers.

      We get a lot of fawns around here, and sometimes the does get picked off by cars, or often times by hunters in doe season. What to do in that circumstance is a tough call. Usually there are 3 or 4 does in a traveling “family” that I see, so the surviving fawn might just go on fine with the others. But not always. I guess you can leave them for the coyotes, or for the next car crash. But it’s a tough call and I think you are going overboard blaming the people who saved it instead of the gestapo who killed it.

  8. Blade says:

    I see the countless threads at FreeRepublic all the time with the paramilitary tactics used to kill pet dogs and intimidate bystanders. In one of the recent cases the fascist cop said: “it’s my job to go home at the end of my shift” in a lame attempt at their shoot-first policy which gets rubber stamped in every follow-up investigation. Sorry asshole, your job is not to make it home, your job is to follow the Constitution. Period. Imagine if firemen thought that way?

    Time to face the fact that all government now is operating in illegal territory. It’s enough to turn us into anarchists.

    One of the comments at the link above deserves some mention …

    It was reported that the police took the cell phone of one of the staffers and deleted the photographs he took of the raid. That’s illegal, unconstitutional, and just plain wrong.

    Such blatant abuse of power and disregard for the first amendment. The constitution does not apply if you’ve got a badge and a gun.

    Destruction of evidence should be a 10-year felony in all jurisdictions. This will need to be added in yet another Amendment.

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