What You Need To Know To Be A Climate Expert

• CO2 really messes up the climate
• CO2 makes weather more extreme. It makes droughts wetter and floods drier.
• CO2 loads the dice
• Before the Koch Brothers invented CO2, the weather was always perfect
• Republican CO2 is bad. CO2 is less harmful if you feel guilty about it.
• In order to fix the climate, we need Republicans to stop thinking bad thoughts.
• The climate demands monetary sacrifice
• CO2 causes earthquakes
• CO2 is more powerful than hundreds of thousands of nuclear weapons
• The Arctic is nearly ice free
• Polar Bears have already swum just about as far as they can swim before they drown.
• Heartland is evil

Texas Governor Humiliates Clueless Texas Climate Scientists

Dessler, Hayhoe and The Romulan get schooled by governor Perry.

Democratic Blog News : Trust What You See – But Only When You Hallucinate It

Democratic Blog News

Wednesday, August 17, 2011
No End in Sight for Texas Drought

Good call. The drought is over for 90% of the state.

Gov. Perry, who failed to stop the drought with his prayer proclamation, yesterday dismissed any worries about the Texas drought while speaking at the Iowa State Fair. Perry said, “we’ll be fine. As my dad says, it’ll rain. It always does.“

Texas is having one of their wettest years on record in 2012. Apparently Perry’s father was correct, and Dessler is clueless.

Perry believes that the climate is still normal, unaffected by the 30 billion metric tons of carbon gas human civilization pumps in the biosphere every year, a level expected to increase to 33.8 billion metric tons annually by 2020 and grow to 42.4 billion metric tons annually by 2035.

As opposed to the 970 billion metric tons which nature pumps into the atmosphere every year.

Texas has grown hotter and drier, with stronger wildfires and torrential storms as climate changing greenhouse gases build in the atmosphere. Dr. Katharine Hayhoe, director of the Texas Tech University Climate Science Center, has said

NCDC records show that there is no trend in Texas temperature or precipitation since they started keeping records in 1895. Facts and Katherine are like oil and water.

For many of us, we only have to look in our own backyards to see the evidence with our own eyes. Trees are blooming earlier in the year, winters are getting warmer, summers are getting hotter, extreme heat is becoming more frequent, birds, insects, and other animals are moving northward … in all, more than 25,000 independent lines of physical and biological evidence point to a warming world.

During the previous few cold and snowy winters, these same people insisted that the US is only 7% of the planet, and that anyone who trusted their own eyes was ignorant.

Perhaps the Democratic Blog should stick with stuff they understand better.

A User’s Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama

Dr. Jim’s Magic Show – Appearing 24×7 On The GISS Web Site

During Hansen’s 1999 admission that the US wasn’t experiencing any climate change, he unveiled his earlier magic trick – corrupting the Northern Hemisphere temperature record.

How can the absence of clear climate change in the United States be reconciled with continued reports of record global temperature? Part of the “answer” is that U.S. climate has been following a different course than global climate, at least so far. Figure 1 compares the temperature history in the U.S. and the world for the past 120 years. The U.S. has warmed during the past century, but the warming hardly exceeds year-to-year variability. Indeed, in the U.S. the warmest decade was the 1930s and the warmest year was 1934. Global temperature, in contrast, had passed 1930s values by 1980 and the world has warmed at a remarkable rate over the last 25 years.

NASA GISS: Science Briefs: Whither U.S. Climate?

Pretty graphs. The only problem is that the National Academy of Sciences issued a very different graph of Northern Hemisphere temperatures in 1975 – which was essentially identical to Hansen’s 1999 US graph.

The two graphs are shown overlaid below. Hansen’s 1999 US graph was closely tracking the rest of the Northern Hemisphere – the exact opposite of what Hansen claimed in 1999.

Now compare vs. Hansen’s Northern Hemisphere graph.

The next image is an overlay of the National Academy of Sciences 1975 Northern Hemisphere graph on Hansen’s Northern Hemisphere graph. Hansen knocked a few tenths of degree off all years prior to 1940.

Conclusion, at some point prior to 1999 Hansen tampered with the Northern Hemisphere data, and later used that as the basis to justify tampering with the US data.

Holdren 1997 : Ten Degrees Warming In The US

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This was before Hansen tampered with the data set. As of 1997, Hansen’s US temperature graph showed more than 1F cooling during the previous 70 years – yet Holdren predicted 10F warming over the next 50 years.

Why Obama’s Poll Numbers Stay At 49%

Number of the Week: Half of U.S. Lives in Household Getting Benefits

49.1%: Percent of the population that lives in a household where at least one member received some type of government benefit in the first quarter of 2011.

The 49.1% of the population in a household that gets benefits is up from 30% in the early 1980s and 44.4% as recently as the third quarter of 2008.

Number of the Week: Half of U.S. Lives in Household Getting Benefits – Real Time Economics – WSJ

Vote for Obama. Why work, when you can live off other people whom you never met?

Another Saturday, Another Wild Day At Wembley

Huddersfield through 8-7 on penalties – after the Sheffield goalkeeper finds himself standing on the wrong side of the ball.