Word out of the Atlantic :
Igor and Julia left Africa together, but Igor took off ahead trying to attract all the attention for himself. If that wasn’t bad enough, apparently Igor also used up all the warm water and Julia got mad and headed north.
Rumour is that Igor thinks he is chasing Danielle. Like a typical man, he is oblivious to the fact that Danielle is no longer available, and is spoiling a great chance with Julia – who was willing to chase him half way across the Atlantic.
Igor probably left the toilet seat up too. At some point he will no doubt want Julia back, but chances are she will be long gone.
— Dedicated to my cycling buddy Julia.
