Vindicating Barry Bonds

Mr. Bonds has been accused using performance enhancing drugs, yet the data clearly shows that there is a better explanation.

When CO2 levels were low in the year 1876, the most home runs anyone could come up with in a single season was 5. But by the year 2001, atmospheric CO2 levels were so high that Barry Bonds was able to hit 73 of them. The graph below plots home run records vs. CO2. and leaves little doubt that correlation is equivalent to causation.

Mr. Bonds needs a new lawyer. I recommend this guy, who is a CO2 expert and will soon be looking for work. He has already correlated nearly everything on the planet with CO2, and has shown some skill at working numbers.


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3 Responses to Vindicating Barry Bonds

  1. Leon Brozyna says:

    Yet further proof that CO2 causes everything.

  2. PhilJourdan says:

    But what causes Global Warming? I still say the lack of pirate activity in the 20th century lead to a rapid increase in global temperatures. But notice how the temperatures have leveled off in the past 10 years – and piracy has sky rocketed! Until this year. When the nations got tough with the Somali pirates and what happened to temperatures? They went up again!

    Sea Piracy causes global warming! The data is irrefutable.

  3. Craig says:

    I always thought it was the chirping birds in the morning that causes the sun to rise and therfore changes the climate. mmmm.. warmer.. I’d be worried if was to get colder. ?

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