WWF : Earth Toast In 20 Years


Scary stuff. NASA needs to find us a new planet right away. But we have a problem – we need a hero – immediately.

Unfortunately, the NASA administrator believes that his primary mission is to improve relations with the Muslim World.

Their top scientist is busy getting arrested while trying to shut down the coal industry.

And even Captain Kirk is too busy worrying about the Arctic ice cap.

Someone needs to go down to WWF headquarters and tell them that if we are going to move to a new planet, they need to quit worrying about CO2 and start exploring deep space.

But I imagine most of them are already there.


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4 Responses to WWF : Earth Toast In 20 Years

  1. R. de Haan says:

    Fear mongering is a substantial part of the strategy to achieve this:

    • MikeTheDenier says:

      Don’t you see it? It’s in plain sight. Really it is. NASA must first convince us we have screwed the pooch before it can go looking for a better place. I’m starting to understand NASA’s (and the alarmist’s) twisted logic.

  2. Ford Prefect says:

    I believe they should find said planet and be off as soon as they are able. I shall be glad to waive good-bye. If that will help.

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