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Scary stuff. NASA needs to find us a new planet right away. But we have a problem – we need a hero – immediately.
Unfortunately, the NASA administrator believes that his primary mission is to improve relations with the Muslim World.
Their top scientist is busy getting arrested while trying to shut down the coal industry.
And even Captain Kirk is too busy worrying about the Arctic ice cap.
Someone needs to go down to WWF headquarters and tell them that if we are going to move to a new planet, they need to quit worrying about CO2 and start exploring deep space.
But I imagine most of them are already there.
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