Opposing their mindless agenda is “hate.”
lmao! How appropo that a comedian would host the event. Truly though, the leftwingnuts are angry ones, only they’re confused and don’t know what to do. If one was to actually attend a Tea Party, one sees frustration and concern, not the anger that causes the National Organization of Women to call other women whores. Or the Romm disputing Hansen, or the NPR firing their only token. It turns out, as conservatives and libertarians knew all along, the lefties of the world were FOS, and now they’re calling each other out and exposing themselves for what they are. Racist misogynists engaged in fraudulent science! And a comedian to show the world how laughable their ideas are to finish it off. The irony is beauty! One more step towards the trash heap of human experience.
We finally have the answer.
Scientists Find ‘Liberal Gene’
Mike, I read that. This is the second keyboard in a week that’s been damaged. While the article didn’t specifically state it, it seemed implied that those were the people that took serious the class elections! Its becoming very clear to me. The same people that believe we can control the climate are the same ones that believe a sophomore in high-school is going to change the way the school operates! They never progressed and this is why they label themselves as progressives. They project the need to everyone else! They’re still stuck in stupid, excuse me, sophomoric ways of thinking! Who knew?
There are other Peer Reviewed studies that found this also. Here is an excerpt from a study in 2001:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1 . Liberals
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement…
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Damn it man! You made me spew my drink all over my keyboard. 🙂
Bwahahahahahah! Most excellent!!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! A work of art!!!!!! haahahahahahahahahaha How does one argue with the purest of logic and fact?
While polarizing issues may help define them, it does little to refine them. It is the finer points of the debate that allow common ground to develop and accord to be reached.
Stewart is firmly in the Obama sphere but his acumen and ability to detect BS puts him at great odds with a lot of the Democrat faux pas. He is obviously pained when his cherished politicos are at least as obtuse and blinkered as his usual Republican targets.
Restore sanity? Too late. Impede inanity? There may still be time but likely not enough money in the bank to pay the price. What comes next will depend a lot on the character and determination of the groundswell of common sentiment. If they retire to their RVs and TVs then all will stay lost for some time longer.
Apparently the Guardian is just saying that misery loves company. Now that Great Britain is going through a cost-cutting exercise–something they shouldn’t have had to do had logical thinking prevailed 20 years ago–the Guardian is projecting the same failed policies on the US. Sorry, Guardian, but we’re getting rid of the AGW scam, the Fabian socialists/progressives of both Democrat and Republican flavor, and getting our house in order. None too soon, either!
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