Antarctica should be melting down because of all the CO2 we are dumping into the air.
Instead it is getting colder there and sea ice is increasing. This is also our fault because we are destroying the ozone hole, making it colder there.
The point is that it is our fault that Antarctica is not melting down, and if we weren’t screwing up so badly – Antarctica would be melting down – also due to us.
Either way, the Penguins are really pissed off at us.