And so, the global warming deniers — like Rush Limbaugh, whose house I can’t wait until the ocean swells and eats his house — and he will be the first to go because he’s got the best location! He’s on Palm Beach, which is nothing but a little island…a long, skinny, little sliver of billion dollars worth of — crap! Mostly over-the-top, overdecorated, overpainted, overdone houses with silk draperies and Renaissance designs in a tropical setting…On the edge of this little silvered island with a rising, rising ocean — he’s going first, I live out west, my house is going to be the new Palm Beach and I can’t wait. I can’t freaking wait!
h/t to Marc Morano