Monbiot : Hansen Is Good, God Is Evil

Is the divine presence a Republican? Or is He/She/It running an inter-galactic fossil fuel conglomerate? As His name doesn’t feature on the exxonsecrets site, the Congressional funding database or any of the other sponsored denier lists, we’ll never know, but whatever the explanation may be, the Paraclete appears to be as determined as any terrestrial corporate frontman to prevent a successful conclusion to the climate talks.

God is conspiring to stop the good work of Hansen et al.

How do I know? Because every time anyone gets together to try to prevent global climate breakdown, He swaths the rich, densely habited parts of the world with snow and ice, while leaving obscurer places to cook.

These places must be very obscure, because I can’t find them on the NOAA anomaly map.

The UN’s World Meteorological Organisation has just reported that 2010 is likely to be one of the three warmest years on record. Combining the WMO’s database with the temperatures measured by the US agencies Nasa and NOAA gives this year a ranking so far of equal first or equal second. But you’d scarcely believe it if you live in northern Europe or parts of the US, where (alongside a few anomalously hot ones) we’ve been hit by a series of freakishly cold weather events.

Just because we have all been freezing in record cold for the last two winters is no reason to believe they were not the hottest ever.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/

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22 Responses to Monbiot : Hansen Is Good, God Is Evil

  1. Mike Davis says:

    That is what earned him the Pet Name MOON-BAT and the description of his special writing style Moonbattery!

  2. John Silver says:

    I call him Monobot.

  3. Robinson says:

    I’m sure his article is tongue in cheek, although he is unwittingly (unusual for moonbat!) engaging in a fallacy: sceptic -> creationist -> appeal to God.

  4. James Evans says:

    “Because every time anyone gets together to try to prevent global climate breakdown, He swaths the rich, densely habited parts of the world with snow and ice, while leaving obscurer places to cook.”

    Um, how about holding these shindigs in August? You know, when the Northern Hemisphere, where most of the rich densely habited parts of the world are, is enjoying summer. (Summer is that scarey period of warming we seem to get each year.)

    Stop me if I’m getting too technical.

    • suyts says:

      lol, way to technical, I think they thought of that, but then it would be too hot for the whiners. Can you imagine them having to be a Ft. Laud FL during spring break? lol, all of the other kids would make fun of them!

  5. James Evans says:

    BTW, “global climate breakdown”. Is that a knew one? I thought we were still on “global climate disruption”. It must be worse than we thought. Is the climate really broken? Oops.

  6. LevelGaze says:

    We always knew he was insane. Now he’s just outed himself.

  7. Keith says:

    I guess Monbiot, Gore, Hansen, the IPCC, friends and delegates of the UNFCCC have no idea about scheduling or planning do they ? The more populous nations in the northern hemisphere are currently experiencing something that, according to climate scientists doesn’t exist : Winter. I know, I know weather isn’t climate, blah, blah, but really are these folk so mentally challenged that they can’t see fit to avoid inclement weather ? At least they got the location of the conference right – nice and warm there.
    Pity about the voters back home though. The international be-clowning by these fools will stand as an object lesson of hubris and self-important arrogance for a couple of generations (I hope).

    • omnologos says:

      Keith – I have a feeling they did expect a warm December 2009 in Copenhagen, and that would have made it to the headlines of course, since hot weather is climate, whilst cold weather is weather

  8. Jim Cole says:

    Jeez, somebody call Tim Wirth!

    He’s just sitting around playing with Ted Turner’s “Better World Fund” money, which is just a plug-in for more UN fun and games.

    Tim knows how to stage an event. Late summer, 1988, Senate hearing room, A/C switched off overnight and windows left ajar to inhale the vapors of Foggy Bottom.

    Enter James Hansen, mopping his fevered brow, to proclaim the world is hotter than it’s ever been and we’ve only got 20 years before we all die.

    Tim’s tanned, he’s rested, he’s ready – and many in Colorado would be glad to give him up.

  9. Justa Joe says:

    Alan Cheetham, That was a wonderful presentation. It illustrates well how fact free Monbiot’s rant really was.

    I wonder if it ever occurs to Moonbat that if reality is always contradicting his crazed climate dreams that maybe he should re-evaluate his crazed climate dreams. I hate to go to Vegas with guy. He’d keep on making dumb bets, and then curse his “luck”.

  10. Al Gored says:

    James Evans says:
    December 7, 2010 at 10:23 am

    “BTW, “global climate breakdown”.”

    Unless this whole rant was a clever joke, it looks like there’s another kind of breakdown happening.

  11. chuck says:

    LOL!

    Reminds one of “fox-hole” conversions and prayers.

    Posted it!

  12. Charles Higley says:

    Maybe God is trying to make a point since they will obviously not LISTEN to what anybody has to say that they do not agree with.

    There is no such thing as an open-discussion with a closed-minded person.

    And Hansen? He’s an idiot. He left the local real world years ago, being out to lunch and not expected back for dinner.

    Seriously, Hansen has dug himself so deep into a hole, his existence is based on his beliefs. This is a delusional state and he has no idea what is going wrong. Either that or somebody is paying him an awful lot to make a total fool of himself.

    Maybe God is PO’d because we cannot get the clue that the Earth’s core is producing a steady supply of gas and oil and we chose to act like idiots and run away from it. Jeez!

    • Lex says:

      “Maybe God is PO’d because we cannot get the clue that the Earth’s core is producing a steady supply of gas and oil and we chose to act like idiots and run away from it. Jeez!”

      Finally someone get’s one half of it..here’s the other half
      prisonplanet.com/archives/peak_oil/index.htm

  13. pyeatte says:

    Next year they should hold the meeting, assuming there is one, in August in Bagdad. It will be nice and warm…or they could go back to that little place up north they went to in 2009. It could never be cold three years in a row – I guarantee it…trust me. 🙂

  14. rw says:

    As the climate change saga unfolds, it becomes increasingly clear that God hates liberals.

    He doesn’t give them an inch, and neither should we.

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