Obama : Hope For The New Year

I hope to convince Americans (particularly children) that they are selfish and destroying the planet. I picked a first-rate eco-loon as my science advisor to help accomplish this.

I hope to use this fear to keep Michelle and myself in the White House for at least six more years (she loves our cool house and having taxpayers pay for our lavish lifestyle.)

I hope to get many people dependent on the government, so they will be grateful for the crumbs we occasionally toss them. My buddy Hugo says this is a very effective technique.



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13 Responses to Obama : Hope For The New Year

  1. Andy Weiss says:

    Did someone give Obama truth serum? That’s the first honest speech he has given in his life!

  2. Baa Humbug says:

    Are these pics photoshopped? I noticed people put their hand on their heart when the nat. anthem is playing (as Americans always do) but Ohbummer has his hands on his………nuts that can’t be right. πŸ™‚

  3. Mike Davis says:

    I thought I was reading excerpts from the State of the Union address!

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