Global Warming Freezing Crabs To Death

h/t to Marc Morano and Tom Nelson

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10 Responses to Global Warming Freezing Crabs To Death

  1. MikeTheDenier says:

    Crab boil anyone!!!! It’s some good eatin!

  2. Latitude says:

    These people are getting so lame…
    Global warming lured them to shore – that’s warm water,
    Then global warming froze them to death – that’s cold

    The crabs didn’t just live there anyway, they were tricked into coming close to shore.

    Using their logic, the crabs preferred warmer water. Which means that warmer is good.

    • suyts says:

      Well, typical warm is good, but, as you can see, the human induced hotcold is very bad. Well, for crabs, anyway. The dastardly hotcold tricked the crabs!

  3. Dave N says:

    Warmer weather has lured them to the shore, where they consequently froze to death. Makes sense.

  4. Erik says:

    ..just wait until the fish hear about this…huh? what?

    “Global warming poses deaf threat to tropical fish”

    • Mike Davis says:

      In that case they will not hear about it! 🙂
      I wonder what temperature they warmed their tanks to for that test! If you fry fish in boiling oil they do tend to go deaf!!!

  5. Baa Humbug says:

    It’s the Aflockalypse: More mass animal deaths see thousands of fish found floating in Florida and 200 birds dead on Texas bridge

    By Wil Longbottom
    Last updated at 1:54 PM on 6th January 2011

    Thousands of fish found floating in Florida after cold snap

    200 birds found dead on highway bridge in Texas

    50 dead jackdaws found on city street in Sweden

    100 tons of sardines, croaker and catfish wash up dead on Brazilian coast

    Hundreds of fish dead in New Zealand

    And in Britain, 40,000 devil crabs join list of casualties

    Read more:

  6. peterhodges says:

    global warming caused record cold temperatures which killed the crabs.

    and people will not only believe this crap, they will be shocked! OMG, the poor crabs are dying, stop the SUV!!! errr, stop your SUV, it’s too cold out for me to walk….

  7. Myron Mesecke says:

    MSNBC has surprised me on its coverage of the crab kill. It quotes Thanet Coast project manager Tony Child:
    The crabs come closer to shore at this time of year, Child said, where they feed on the seaweed.

    I think coast project manager Tony Child knows more than coastal warden Tony Sykes.

  8. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    Global Warming Freezing Crabs To Death…..

    Ah, so what. They taste like dirt anyway.

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