Repent Unbelievers!

Lest you confess your carbon sins and pay absolution taxes, the Earth shall see unbearable heat, cold, inundations of the sea, accompanied by pine beetle infestations, drought, famine, bleaching, plagues and the disappearance of glaciers by 2035. The likes of which hasn’t been seen since at least 1988.

The carbon gods shall smite the wicked unbelievers.

 

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6 Responses to Repent Unbelievers!

  1. Andy Weiss says:

    You forgot about wars and mass extinctions!

  2. Jimbo says:

    Man-made global Warming belief bears the hallmarks of what traditionally would be recognised as a religion.

  3. Jimbo says:

    The AGW religion has left the reservation.

    Ark of the Covenant – (climate computer models)
    Commandments – (drive a Prius, use CFL bulbs, do not eat meat etc.)
    Heaven – (off-grid, wattle & daub housing)
    Hell – (runaway greenhouse warming)
    Indulgences – (carbon offsets)
    Infidels – (warming skeptics)
    Priests – (climate scientists)
    Prophets – (Al Gore, R. Pachauri, James Hansen)
    Prophecy – (floods, hurricanes, pestilence)
    Salvation – (the halting of carbon emitting industrial progress)
    Self-flagellation – (walk to work)
    Sin – (Co2 emissions)
    Scriptures – (IPCC reports)

  4. Edward says:

    Repent?

    For what…………. being in the right?

    No!

    I like being in the right and know this well: the righteous will vanquish the wicked and evil AGW soothsayers, money lenders and scientific alchemist sinners who hold to and preach the idiot’s man-made orthodoxy!!!

    Here endeth the first lesson, I’m off to pray for my footie team.

  5. Erik says:

    … and the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there will be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah…

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes

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