Met Office Reduces The Length Of Spring To Two Weeks.

The Daily Telegraph have today reported that this April is currently heading toward being the warmest spring on record

We are less than two weeks into April. Spring is twelve weeks long. WTF are they talking about?

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10 Responses to Met Office Reduces The Length Of Spring To Two Weeks.

  1. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    So it’s back to ‘less snow is caused by global warming’? I’m never sure where exactly we are on that ‘less snow caused by global warming’/’more snow caused by global warming’ thing.

  2. Baa Humbug says:

    Oh I get it, the world is upside down n back to front in the warmista land. Here we have a meteorology office reporting the news that a newspaper reckons April is heading towards a warm spring.

    In other news today..

    Man bites dog.
    Vicious rabbit terrorises and kills a pen full of foxes.
    Britons most infamous rapist has struck again, this time brutally raping 3 men attending sewing classes.
    Ronald Biggs arrests MetRail security staff.
    Steel corporations go on strike, demand pay rises for employees.
    Pensioner finds body of 25yr old. Died a lonely death from the cold in July.

  3. Peter Ellis says:

    Maybe that’s why the Met Office made no such claim? Rather, they posted to debunk the “record” claim made in the Daily Telegraph.

    I quote:
    “The Daily Telegraph have today reported that this April is currently heading toward being the warmest spring on record. In honesty, it is just too early to say how this April will fair (sic) in the record books, however the month has indeed start (sic) off very warm with record-breaking minimum temperatures in parts of Northern Ireland, Scotland and Northern England earlier in the month.”

    Here’s the Telegraph report itself

    Note once again the debunking by the Met Office: also the absence of any claim that the record applies to “spring” as a whole.

    Really, Steven, you must learn to verify your sources better.

  4. stephen richards says:

    Ellis is sadly correct, Steve. They did announce via their mouthpiece the BBC that April, so far, is the hottest ever (Helen Willets I think) but not Spring. I suspect that as always the numpties in the media decided to misrepresent that report for their own sales figures.

  5. Andy Weiss says:

    That was very poorly written, one way or another.

  6. Lance says:

    meanwhile, in southern alberta, spring has yet to arrive.
    we received 14 cm of global warming overnight….

  7. Hal says:

    It has finally happened. Two parallel worlds are starting to occupy the same space.
    We, on the spherical Earth Prime (the real Earth), are having to deal with the totally illogical Planetary Lunatic Left, that exist on the cube-like Bizarro World.

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