For the past seven months, Obama has known Osama’s location, which is why he has been bombing civilians in their homes in other locations in Pakistan as recently as two weeks ago.
Recognizing the importance of capturing Osama alive, Obama made the brave choice to risk American lives – rather than just bombing Osama’s house. Obama accidentally forgot to equip the American troops with stun grenades, tasers or tear gas, so they had to shoot Osama in the head and then
dump his body in the ocean give him a proper Muslim burial. Assassination is of course a more sensible approach than a civilian jury trial – which Obama insisted on for terrorists as recently as two weeks ago.
Bravely watching from the White House, Obama was fearful when the helicopter went down that this was going to turn into another Jimmy Carter Tehran fustercluck. (What would that do to his poll numbers?) Fortunately, the Pakistani military located a few blocks away didn’t intervene during a 45 minute firefight.
After his office heroics, Obama decided to wait until Trump’s show to go on television and take credit.
Had the mission failed, of course it would have been listed as just a few more casualties on a secret mission in the ongoing war on terror. What a hero.