Obama’s Birth Certificate Proves That The Earth Is Soon To Be Inhabitable

Only racist deniers think otherwise.

All of this is to suggest a kinship between, on one hand, the birthers’ desperate need to believe that our first black president could not possibly have legitimate origins and, on the other, global warming deniers’ commitment to whistling past the graveyard while our earth — at an evidently quickening pace — warms in the direction of inhabitability.


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28 Responses to Obama’s Birth Certificate Proves That The Earth Is Soon To Be Inhabitable

  1. chris y says:

    “…warms in the direction of inhabitability.”

    inhabitable = To live or reside in.

    So, a warming Earth is more habitable…

    Who’d a thunk.

    • bubbagyro says:

      You are right! The title, Steve, should read, “”Earth is Soon to become Habitable”. I thought that things were getting bad under Obama, but I thought I will be still able to live somewhere on earth. Not true? Oh my…

      Warming? Bring it on, so more may live!

  2. bubbagyro says:

    The birth certificate accomplished a lot of things:
    1) Sales of Adobe Photoshop allegedly have tripled
    2) Gas prices are going down
    3) Windmill efficiency has passed the 10% threshold
    4) Models project the budget deficit will fall below a trillion $$ this month
    5) Union thugs have promised not to bash tea partyers until after Memorial Day
    6) Death certificates are no longer required for insurance payouts.
    7) Those citizens born after 2012 will no longer experience snow
    8) The sun has been reclassified as an M-constant star from the previous M-variable designation
    9) Illegal aliens who commit felonies no longer have to produce identification, either counterfeit or legitimate (Oh dear, my mistake—that was already happening)
    10) The government will save an estimated $10M/year, since actuarial stamps are no longer required for official documents

  3. Andy Weiss says:

    This is a case where the “intellectuals” know nothing and the “great unwashed” seem to get it. How ironic.

  4. Charles Higley says:

    So, can anybody present any kind of cogent reason why the pdf of the birth certificate was cobbled together and not a simple single scan?

    Why is the green background perfectly in synch with the green of the certificate? In my world the edge of the page is the end of the pattern. In the curve of the page near the spline the pattern does not distort at all. ?????

    Any explanations why this document, supposedly issued to settle a dispute, was purposely made to appear as an obvious fraud? How can one then trust the information?

    • Al Gored says:

      I think the Obamites are just playing a game here, creating yet another distraction while their real project continues. That does seem to be their style.

  5. Jimash says:

    Too hilarious.
    I really want to email this douchenozzle and ask him at what date he expects the Earth to become “inhabitable” so that we can plan to move there .
    Dude deserves some ridicule.

    Read some of his lame article too.
    “Back to that scientific consensus: Googling a phrase like “consensus on global warming” quickly produces links to websites such as logicalscience.com and skepticalscience.com, both of which demonstrate as clearly as Obama’s Hawaiian nativity that the vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is a legitimate, anthropogenic threat to humankind. Hardcore deniers are unlikely to be convinced, but the rest of us should take notice.”

    Firstly he cites Snopes.
    “I suggested to my reader that she take a look at Snopes.com”
    Big laugh there.
    Secondly I am pretty sure that the President is NOT a HAwaiian “Native” ( think about it)
    Third this guy teaches college level English.
    Oh ! He is an anthropogenic threat to English majors.

    • bubbagyro says:

      One (of many) clinchers for me was that a politically correct staffer, who did a horrible job “recreating” the document, could not bring himself or herself to put “Negro” in the space for “Race”. “African” was put there, not knowing what to do. Hilarious! Even though, at that time, “Negro” was the PC correct response to “Race” in 1961! Only a PC person of today’s PC-ness would respond that way. I guess he/she knew enough that “Black” was a derogatory designation in 1961. Instead, “African”, a Nationality, not a race, was put in the space.

      Funny comedy. But they got away with it with the help of their co-conspirators in the media. Fascinating.

  6. Kevin says:

    What kind of fool would make accusation when it is clear that they have no facts, Trump real screwed himself.

    1 = US President,
    0 = Bin Laden/ Birthers/ Trump/ Huckabee

    • Your list is incomplete

      1 = US President, debt, imminent monetary collapse
      0 = Bin Laden/ Birthers/ Trump/ Huckabee/People Looking For Jobs/America

    • Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

      Man, Kevin, you are in denial.

    • Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

      Trump made him produce the birth certificate. If Trump decides to run I am going to enjoy watching him make Obama do any and everything he wants him to.

      A debate between Obama and Trump would be particularly good fun—Trump with ideas that will work in the real world, Obama trying to ridicule some aspect of Trump’s life will saying nothing of substance about the real world.

  7. Montana says:

    Our US president had already showed his US birth Certificate to;

    1. Get a US Passport; http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2008/03/20/obamas_passport_files_hacked/

    2. Become a US Senator;

    I feel sorry for all the little Birthers, It’s not their fault; it’s your families’ fault that taught you that you were better than other people based on race, creed ethnicity, color, nationality or sex, in short they engrained in you their hate (what a legacy).

    But you know at some point you need to grow up and act like an adult and think for yourself and distinguish what is true and what is BS.

    But there is where the little Birthers find yourself because we all know it was never about a birth certificate or grades, because we all know you want to go around wearing white sheets, burn crosses and hang people who are not like you, we know that your growth is stunted in your hate, and hate is what this is all about, you will never win anymore, and I feel sorry for all of you.

    I can only imagine when our President is re-elected what you phonies will lie about next. Oh, and just know, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it’s a duck, the little Birthers are a bunch of racists!

    • The race baiters are coming out of the woodwork.

    • Nobama says:

      Barry, get off the internet. Don’t you have something more meaningful to do?

    • Scott says:

      Wow, that argument was one of the most pathetic I’ve seen on this site on either side.


    • Jimash says:

      Doesn’t it get old calling everyone racists ?
      This is not the blanket indictment you seem to think it is, since we/they are not.
      Moreover it is highly offensive.
      The President’s past is a mystery even to himself.
      WE are much more concerned that a man of little accomplishment other than
      promoting himself through life with his sad story and surrounding himself wit adherents of failed philosophies, is now President.
      Have you not noticed that he is al things to all people ?
      When he needs to be white , he’s white
      Needs to be Black, he’s black.
      Needs to be Christian he is christian.
      Needs to be muslim, he’s muslim.
      Needs to be Ivy league professor he got that covered
      Street level organizer, that too.
      Needs to be citizen of the world, have at it.
      Needs to be Red White and Blue, got that in his repertoire too.
      And more.
      That bugs people.
      We want to know who this cipher is

      • Jimash says:

        Typing is off this late after a day of forensic audio processing.

      • Daniel Packman says:

        Read his book “Dreams of My Father”. He is a complex mixture of all of the above. Except Muslim, that he never was. His past is less of a mystery than those who haven’t written a book about it.

      • Al Gored says:

        You mean the dreams of Bill Ayers. Nice fairy tale.

      • Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

        Daniel Packman says:
        May 10, 2011 at 3:49 am

        Read his book “Dreams of My Father”. He is a complex mixture

        I cannot believe the ilk of people that think Obama is complex and deep. Get real!

        And by the way, there are more indications he is a Muslim than a Christian. “A tree is known by its fruit.”

        But you can go on pretending the”Obama is a Christian” propaganda is not propaganda.

    • Amino Acids in Meteorites says:


      It’s obvious your side is losing when all you have left is the desperation of the race card.

  8. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    It’s funny, isn’t it, that a country that became great through Christianity and the free market and now finds itself it deep trouble because of Marxist principles applied to it for 50 years could somehow come out of the troubles it is in by going even deeper into Marxists principles rather than back to its Christan free market roots. But that is what the”complex” Barrack Obama so brilliantly wants to do.

    So how could anyone think he is anything other than Messiah-like?

  9. gregnh says:

    Real Science? You must be kidding right? 95% of all “greenhouse” gases are water vapor, 4.72% are ocean, biological activity, volcanoes, decaying plants, animal activity, etc. That leaves .28% to human activity. That is POINT 28%, as in 1/4 of 1 percentage point! If all human activity were to cease completely, an idea that environMENTAList strive for, it would make NO DIFFERENCE at all! Your the racist! You want to destroy the HUMAN RACE!

  10. Kevin says:

    What kind of fool would make accusation when it is clear that they have no facts, Trump real screwed himself.

    1 = Our US President/ Our Country,
    0 = Bin Laden/ Birthers/ Trump/ Huckabee

    The truth will set you free, you are free, move along, nothing to see hear. He, he….

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