Secret Climate Code

This proprietary code was delivered to me by a super-secret spy operative at a famous climate research institution. Do not pass it on.

while (true)
{
    makeRidiculousForecast(sea_level, temperature, hurricanes, other_extreme_weather, general_bs);
    collectFunding();

after_prediction_fails_a_few_years_later :

    switch (scenario)
    {
      case alternate:
        sayThatTheStateOfScienceHasImprovedAndForecastsAreMoreAccurateNow();
        break;
      default :
        sayThatItWasntEverAForecast();
        break;
    }
}

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6 Responses to Secret Climate Code

  1. Andy Weiss says:

    It looks like something in jest, but if it were real it would be no big surprise.

  2. No, the code is too well written and organized to be real scientific code.

  3. Robert of Ottawa says:

    To clever to be writtne by the HAD crew.

  4. Robert of Ottawa says:

    Too complex to be spelled correctly by me, apparently.

  5. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    If you tape your eyes open and stare at it long enough you become a global warming zombie.

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