Rolling Stone Praises Arnie’s Morality, Compares Him With Clinton

Arnie left the state bankrupt with 15% unemployment and a knocked up gubernatorial maid, but the good news is that he was as moral as Bill Clinton.

Schwarzenegger Was Good on Climate Change!

If there is one thing that President Clinton taught us, it’s that you shouldn’t judge a politician by the actions of his dick alone.  This is certainly true of Arnold Schwarzenegger, who recently split with his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, and who admitted yesterday to fathering a child with a household staffer ten years ago.

So if we’re going to get all moral about Arnold, how about adding this to the mix: when it came to advancing the cause of clean energy and climate change awareness during his eight years as governor of California, Schwarzeneger made every other politician – including President Obama – look like a girly-man.  Schwarzenegger made energy and climate issues his number one priority during his eight years in office, and although he didn’t kow-tow to environmental dogma, he also never flinched from a fight with Big Oil and Big Coal.  More important, he was the one politician in America who most clearly understood that dealing with climate change is the greatest challenge we face as a civilization.  And he had no patience for anti-scientific morons and Tea Bagger denialsim.

The Middle East is on the verge of a complete meltdown, but climate change is the real threat. Next year might be dry or wet or warm or cold. We should be terrified.


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4 Responses to Rolling Stone Praises Arnie’s Morality, Compares Him With Clinton

  1. Latitude says:

    …a four times loser

  2. gofer says:

    Probably because they are worried about the quality of their dope.

  3. suyts says:

    “and Tea Bagger denialsim.”

    This is just too much. I just got done with a conversation at sodahead….they’re painting everyone with the same brush. The TEA party is now part of the skeptical movement? At soda, they were synonymous with Christianity and conservatives. and now they’re skeptics too. Wow. You gotta admire how the liberal media is framing the conversation. Turns out, the majority of the population, Christians+TEA party+conservatives+climate skeptics are all extremists. Can the majority be an outlier?

    (Some one needs to inform Cook that he’s on the wrong team!)

  4. Jim Cole says:

    Ahnold only got in trouble because he was thinking with his “Hansen” instead of his head.

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