Farming Zones Of Greenland

In preparation for a flood of climate refugees, Greenland has mapped out farming zones which will be needed to accommodate the millions of people who will soon be moving there. Leading scientists expect the temperature to warm by 10C over the next few decades, which will turn Greenland into the breadbasket of the planet.

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6 Responses to Farming Zones Of Greenland

  1. Sundance says:

    The World Ice Golf Championships

    Set in one of the world’s most spectacular landscapes 600 km. north of the Arctic Circle golfers from across the globe travel to a hard and extreme tournament for the coveted title of The World Ice Golf Championship.

    Freezing glaciers and huge icebergs frame the course and continue to move slowly all year round – even in March the “green” is cut literally days before the event.

    Playing golf on a frozen seascape is not the only task at hand. Coping with extreme temperatures, which can fall to minus 50º C with the wind-chill factor, challenges players both physically and mentally. Special kit is absolute essential (Shorts and a t-shirt will suffice with the big Hansen warm-up). Other factors to consider are that the ‘green’ is white, the ball is fluorescent orange and there is the unlikely risk of losing a ball to a polar bear.

  2. Lance says:

    Your pushing the coffee to far in land. we know that excess co2 will hold back the ground rebound when all the ice is melted and the best coffee is on the slopes of high moutains. I would suggest that the coffee and pineapples be reversed.

    I know this to be true, since when I ran my co2 model yesterday it forecast into the future that last night would get dark and this morning it would get light. Well, it was true, so I ran that same model several times and the simulations showed to reverse the coffee and pineapples….

  3. omnologos says:

    by distributing the opium beforehand it’ll be far easier to convince people the map is for real

  4. Andy Weiss says:

    How are the Alberta pineapples doing?

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