Science reaches new heights of understanding every day.
Children who see their parents drunk are twice as likely to regularly get drunk themselves, a survey of young teenagers has suggested.
Poor parental supervision also raises the likelihood of teenage drinking, said the Joseph Rowntree Foundation.
Real Science 
I bet you thought we just pissed around wasting money on super computers that can`t predict bugger all.
Joseph Rowntree was an abolitionist.
And of course, the BBC knows that.
I guess we know now about the parents of people like Al Gore, James Hansen, John Cook, B O. The list goes on ad nauseam.