I wonder what that girl’s carbon footprint is. Hairspray, makeup, plastic surgery, etc all add up. Wait, to be fair, I have no proof that she uses any of those, LOL.
Dang! I never thought about all those vital nutrients being circulated inside the Earth, keeping “her” alive. Maybe magma is the cerebrospinal fluid of the Earth and high-quality Jimmy Dean’s sausages are the coliform bacteria of the Earth.
Just one more hit off this bong shaped like former representative Weiner and it’ll all fall into place.
If she feels that strongly then her only course of action is to use none of the products from mining or drilling. Hell, if she has a well no water either.
Sucks to be her…
Last time I checked, we had one medium-sized, middle-aged star, seven other planets, scores of moons, and millions of chunks of rock and ice to work with. We lack neither energy nor raw materials.
First thought — she is rehearsing for Miss USA contest
Second thought — IPCC is Industrialized Putative Climate Change
Third thought — W T F (and that’s not Wed, Thurs, Fri)
Real Science 
Yup. It bleeds oil.
I wonder what that girl’s carbon footprint is. Hairspray, makeup, plastic surgery, etc all add up. Wait, to be fair, I have no proof that she uses any of those, LOL.
-Scott
Don’t forget about the cel phone Scott. I’m bettin’ shes got one of them climate changin devices!
Dang! I never thought about all those vital nutrients being circulated inside the Earth, keeping “her” alive. Maybe magma is the cerebrospinal fluid of the Earth and high-quality Jimmy Dean’s sausages are the coliform bacteria of the Earth.
Just one more hit off this bong shaped like former representative Weiner and it’ll all fall into place.
If she feels that strongly then her only course of action is to use none of the products from mining or drilling. Hell, if she has a well no water either.
Sucks to be her…
Industrialized climate change?
Grow up little girl!
Last time I checked, we had one medium-sized, middle-aged star, seven other planets, scores of moons, and millions of chunks of rock and ice to work with. We lack neither energy nor raw materials.
First thought — she is rehearsing for Miss USA contest
Second thought — IPCC is Industrialized Putative Climate Change
Third thought — W T F (and that’s not Wed, Thurs, Fri)