Mystery Of Global Weirding Solved!

Using a super-secret computer program (a web browser) I discovered that water temperatures around much of the US are far below normal.

http://weather.unisys.com/surface/sst_anom.gif

Variations in sea surface temperatures are the most important factor in producing weather patterns.

Can I get my $10 million grant for this amazing discovery, which is beyond the grasp of some of NOAA’s top people?

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8 Responses to Mystery Of Global Weirding Solved!

  1. Latitude says:

    and it shows Arlene’s track perfectly too……………..

    As Dr. Masterbedwetter would say “Arlene slams/crashes into Mexico”….
    .”wind gusts as high as 45 mph, and torrential rains of 1 1/2 inches”

    What a dolt…………………………..

  2. Sundance says:

    Steve here’s how to get the $10 million. We know from the following video that dead people attend Obama speeches and that he can see them.

    Find a good psychic with experience as a medium and have him make contact with the dead people that Obama sees at his speeches and have them put in a good word for you. I would suggest they be displaying signs imploring Obama to give you $10 million. If you think this sounds ridiculous keep in mind who Obama has listened to past and present for advice on doling out billions of $$$$. See! Once you realize Obama has listened to people like Pelosi and Reid, listening to dead people doesn’t seem so ridiculous after all does it? lol

  3. Lance says:

    No money for you Steve, you must be in the pay of Big Oil and Tobacco, Google and others….
    🙂

    Hopefully you didn’t use IE for a browser …

  4. Sundance says:

    Ok Steve so maybe you didn’t like my first idea. I sometimes forget that just because I like to surf the waves of cosmic conciousness, it’s not for everyone. So here’s a more practical approach for getting $10 million from the government. Write Obama and tell him you have shovel ready jobs and that $10 million in stimulus money could get those shovel ready jobs up and running. Once you get the money get a few buddies and start shoveling the snow that is still around in July. I don’t know how much more shovel ready a job can be than shoveling snow in July, right? Realistically the $10 million you got would be money better spent than the stimulus money that went to crawdads on treadmills or rebates for Chevy Volts that only wealthy eco-psychotics can afford to waste money on.

  5. Andy WeissDC says:

    What is that bath water doing on the west side of Hudson Bay?

    There is relatively warm water in the areas where hurricanes tend to go. Our record string of hurricane-less days might not last forever.

  6. gofer says:

    O/T Mr. “Green” , Bono and U2 are coming to town and the morning news reported that it took 100 tractor-trailers just to bring the stage.

    • P.J. says:

      But of course, those are fully electric tractor-trailers with solar panels on every cab and trailer roof, thereby making them carbon-netural ;).

  7. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    There will be more purple after the double dip La Nina is done.

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