Puffington Host : Earthquake/Hurricane Caused By The Wrath Of The CO2 God

God’s Wrath Caused East Coast Earthquake

Why is God all wrought up this time? What is it that God wants President Obama to do? Well, my friends, the issue is climate change. Global warming. Specifically, the Keystone XL “Dirty Oil” pipeline.

God is very disappointed with humanity for leaving the gas on in our home planet. it’s dangerous, wasteful, and wrong. God takes it a little personally.


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16 Responses to Puffington Host : Earthquake/Hurricane Caused By The Wrath Of The CO2 God

  1. Dave N says:

    HuffPo turned me into a newt. I say put them onto the large scales and see if they weigh the same as a duck.

  2. Latitude says:

    Sitting here with the electric and AC on, computer on….
    …..I’m thinking about all the people in the Bahamas this morning

  3. PearlandAggie says:

    Funny how these people only ‘believe’ in God when they can use him to further their agenda….hypocritical a-holes.

  4. gator69 says:

    Who put the fossil fuels in the ground and who gave us the intelligence to harvest them? Is God mean spritited and setting us up for failure? I’m surprised Huffpo could even spell God.

  5. YEP says:

    Anyone heard of satire around here? Anyone actually read the article?

    • but deep down inside they obliviously believe it.

    • suyts says:

      The satire was directed that the people that believe in the concept of a God. The rest of the drivel was heart felt. (though, obviously, the brain was bypassed in the commentary.)

    • DirkH says:

      I know satire. It’s what The Onion does. The Puffington Host doesn’t. Or maybe it attempts to but only ends up sounding like Grist.

    • Mike Davis says:

      I have heard of Satire! You just need to check your spelling!
      “Satyrs are described as roguish but faint-hearted folk ā€” subversive and dangerous, yet shy and cowardly.[citation needed] As Dionysiac creatures they are lovers of wine and women, and they are ready for every physical pleasure. They roam to the music of pipes (auloi), cymbals, castanets, and bagpipes, and they love to dance with the nymphs (with whom they are obsessed, and whom they often pursue), and have a special form of dance called sikinnis. Because of their love of wine, they are often represented holding wine cups, and they appear often in the decorations on wine cups.”

  6. Andy Weiss says:

    What did evil white Republican males do in 18,000 BC to anger god enough to send a mile thick sheet of ice down to NYC and Chicago?

    White males also caused Krakatoa as well, also the extinction of dinosaurs.

  7. PhilJourdan says:

    Every religion needs a god, and warmists have theirs.

  8. Wayne Ward (truthsword) says:

    Something about never cursing again the ground for man’s sake….

  9. Manjunath says:

    If storm is a sign of wrath of God then people who live in hurricane prone regions in tropics must be cursed by God for life…….it is simply outrageous how hypocrites use natural calamities to further their own agenda.

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