NPR Reporter Creates A New Category Of Gas

Thanks to NPR, the periodic table of the elements has a new gas classification

NIELSEN: A copy of that early draft was obtained by NPR. It contained no formal calls for limits on emissions of climate change gases, but it did conclude that problems linked to global warming were a threat to public health. It also contained what’s been described as a legal roadmap to the potentially useful greenhouse gas reduction programs.

EPA Won’t Regulate Greenhouse Gases : NPR

These were formerly know as dinosaur fart gases, but now are  known as climate change gases – which is more scientific.

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6 Responses to NPR Reporter Creates A New Category Of Gas

  1. tckev says:

    The major climate change gas is water vapor. So to slow down the slip into catastrophic climate change everyone is now mandated to drink an extra 2 pints everyday but only expel 1 pint. This will cause about 5 to 7 billion pints of water to be taken out of the climate system.
    Recommended water based drinks are made by Miller, Bud, Coors etc, and all varieties of pale ale, India Pale Ale, red ale, brown ale, stout, and wines etc…

    Talks are ongoing to make June 1st as “No Pissing Climate Change Day” which, I think you’ll agree, speaks for itself.

  2. Ouch, you mean “The major greenhouse gas …”

    • tckev says:

      I’d stand corrected but it’s a bit painful with a full badder.
      I’m just training for the event you understand.

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