Barrow made it above freezing yesterday for the first time in seven months. This marks the official beginning of the Polar Bear drowning season.
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off
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Real Science 
The horrible death rays from the sun are going to melt all the ice!
Al’s Super Hurricane will be sucking them up and spewing them all over Rick Perry’s state. It’s gonna rain Poley Bears in Texas!
A few minutes later the floating bear pops back up and says ‘I keep telling you to play dead when you hear a plane fly over. I just love the way it messes with the stats.’ The second bear sighs ‘If you’d stayed down there much longer I’d have bitten you on the butt and I could have featured in a new study about global warming leading to canibalism.’
By studying polar bears scientifically we can learn a lot about them and ourselves.
For educational purposes only –
Churchill Manitoba may make it by Monday next.