I am going to use some Rahmstorf/USGS logic to prove that Sarah Palin will soon be able to ride her snowmobile to Russia.
Sea level at Churchill has dropped by more than half a metre!
Sea level at Yakutat has dropped by almost a full metre!
Sea level at Seldovia has dropped almost a metre
If we ignore isostasy and tectonics (like USGS and Rahmstorf did) it is easy to prove that sea level is plummeting. Similarly, University of Texas geniuses declared that East Antarctica was losing ice – by ignoring the fact that the ground underneath the ice was falling.