Independence Day For The Union Of Concerned Scientists

July 4th would be a good day for all Americans who are seriously concerned about climate change to permanently free themselves form any CO2 generating activities. These include, but are not limited to

  • eating
  • breathing
  • driving, flying or using public transportation
  • using a computer
  • using a phone
  • using any technology
  • using any product which involved cement in its manufacture
  • farming
  • having a pet
  • reading a newspaper
  • using the Internet
  • listening to the radio
  • watching TV
  • using electricity

If we could get all alarmists to permanently cease these activities, the ¹global warming crisis would be solved.

¹global warming crisis – a few tens of thousands of scumbags who have learned that they can make a living by scaring children.

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11 Responses to Independence Day For The Union Of Concerned Scientists

  1. ralphcramdo says:

    If alarmist wanted the rest of humanity to believe in global warming they should set the example and live as they say we should. Live by example.

  2. Andy DC says:

    Yes, if we do all that and transform our 21st Century lifestyle to an 18th Century lifestyle, we can perhaps one day return to the ideal climate of the 1920’s and 1930’s, when we had far worse heatwaves, far worse coldwaves, far worse hurricanes, far worse tornadoes, far worse floods and far worse droughts. Exprience all of the above as we starve, roast and freeze in whatever is left of our homes. Remember, the average life expectancy in the 18th Century was about 35.

  3. Sundance says:

    “It is worth remembering, therefore, that what we are celebrating every July 4 is the idea and the ideal of each human being’s right to his life and liberty, and his freedom to pursue happiness in his own way, without paternalistic and plundering government getting in his way.”

    Not much to celebrate this 4th of July as “we the people” have lost a little more of our self-ownership and self-determination and the government has gained a little more ownership over us this past week IMO.

  4. tckev says:

    “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.”George Orwell.

    Maybe these are the wrong words for Independence Day, maybe they are just the wrong words. But I think not. Currently the fog of lies is thick, very thick. To quote Orwell again “Truth is the new hate speak” And this is even more so with the particular lies from the current occupant of the White House, from those who are “fundamentally transforming America.” This continuing effort is to undermine the Constitution that has sustained America for 136 years must be resisted.

  5. scizzorbill says:

    The list must include flatulence. Put a cork in it!

  6. Gator says:

    I’m afraid I have already violated some of the above code. I took a nice liesurely drive across three counties to buy an antique beer cooler, which will be filled with ice from a refrigerator that remains plugged in and full of meat and beer (shipped from afar). The meat will of course be sacrificed over a bed of charcoal (also shipped many miles), and eaten by fellow deniers who will have driven their large vehicles way out here into the nether regions.

    Because we are still free to do so. Thank God.

    OK, so pretty much every code, except… who reads newspapers anymore?

    Happy Independence Day Steven!

  7. Lance says:

    Yes, Have a great July 4th to our American Friends.

  8. Marian says:

    Ban drinking of all carbonated drinks. Coca Cola will have to go out of business.

    Ban all medical procedures requiring CO2.

    Ban all CO2 based fire extinquishers.

    These requirements are needed to save Gaia from an immediate unprecendented meltdown. 🙂

  9. Rick K says:

    Voting causes CO2 as well. So I would expect all progressive liberal socialist environmentalist whacko anti-freedom anti-capitalist nutballs (you know who you are) to NOT vote for 0bama in November as it would hasten the destruction of the planet. If they only knew…

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