Our church of CO2 worship is threatened. There are interlopers among us. If you see any of these behaviors, report them immediately to the climate inquisition.
- Blaming weather on anything other than CO2. It is blasphemy to deny the power of the one true CO2 god.
- Claiming that current weather patterns mimic past weather patterns. This is impossible because the CO2 god was not with us at the time
- Reporting weather data from before 1975. That is the date when the CO2 god arrived on earth. Everything has changed now.
- Reporting unadjusted data. Only the high priests have the wisdom to interpret raw data.
We are in the process of converting all raw data files to Latin, to prevent further heresy.