Presidential Glossary

  1. That isn’t a tax. It is a penalty
  2. Assume it is the white person’s fault, until the polls turn against you
  3. Prosperity – borrow trillions of dollars from the Chinese, and use it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
  4. Green energy – borrow trillions of dollars from the Chinese, and use it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
  5. Hope and Change – “so 2008”
  6. The government built my exotic lifestyle
  7. Job : What’s that?
  8. Share the wealth – with me, so that I can get re-elected
  9. College : recreational drug orgy
  10. 1961 : the year the pdf file was invented

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5 Responses to Presidential Glossary

  1. WOT says:

    Wait a minute. By your logic if I scan the declaration of independence into a PDF then that means PDFs were invented in 1776?

    • When I start a job, I bring an original paper document. No one accepts computer files.

    • johnmcguire says:

      Hey Wot , I see you stay on a posting until someone goes to the trouble to explain things to you and then you immediately run to another posting and start crap there until you are handed your head and then you run on . You must just like attention and the people that know you in person think so little of you that you can’t find satisfaction in the real world.

  2. LOL in Oregon says:

    Hey,
    you forgot one!
    Michael Phelps: “He didn’t build it!” to win the Olympic medals.
    No, the goberment built those swimming pools, trained the coaches, built the air fields and planes to fly to events, swim suits, etc!
    It’s the goberment that really won those gold medals!

    And I bet you thought those Olympic folk did something hard!

    LOL in Oregon

  3. Bruce says:

    Prime Ministerial Glossary

    1. That isn’t a tax. It is a price.
    2. Say it is Abbott’s fault, until the polls turn against you, then say it faster and more often
    3. Prosperity – Let miners sell billions of dollars of stuff the Chinese, and tax it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
    4. Green energy – borrow billions of dollars from the Chinese anyone we can, and use it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
    5. We Are Us – “so 2011″
    6. The AWU built my exotic lifestyle
    7. There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead (and I’ll fine you $1 million if you put your prices up because of it)
    8. Share the wealth – with me, so that I can get re-elected (and by the way, here’s some nice carbon compensation from your caring PM)
    9. University : far left recruitment opportunity
    10. 1961 : the year the Welsh made a mistake (fixed 5 years later)

    Remarkable parallel both sides of the pond.

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