Real Science

Presidential Glossary

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  1. That isn’t a tax. It is a penalty
  2. Assume it is the white person’s fault, until the polls turn against you
  3. Prosperity – borrow trillions of dollars from the Chinese, and use it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
  4. Green energy – borrow trillions of dollars from the Chinese, and use it to pay for campaign donation kickbacks to my supporters
  5. Hope and Change – “so 2008”
  6. The government built my exotic lifestyle
  7. Job : What’s that?
  8. Share the wealth – with me, so that I can get re-elected
  9. College : recreational drug orgy
  10. 1961 : the year the pdf file was invented
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