All Greenland Tee Times Cancelled

The beer cart got stuck in the snow.

Experts tell us that Greenland is melting down at a record pace, and that the albedo is very low as a result.



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6 Responses to All Greenland Tee Times Cancelled

  1. Andy DC says:

    Eldrick is nowhere to be found. No doubt snuggled up with with one of his beach babes, waiting for the sun to return.

  2. Nick says:

    Why this obsession with Greenland when you clearly should be playing golf?

  3. Streetcred says:

    See the positive, you can mark, lift and clean your ball, and then replace it tomorrow when the conditions improve 🙂

    • Streetcred says:

      … and the lateral hazards on the left of the first fairway will be frozen over so you won’t loose your ‘gutty’ in the water.

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