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Arctic ice sacrificed for our sins.
Because we choose to not live in the cold and the dark, the CO2 god is punishing us by making more ice melt this summer than during the great holy year of 2007.
Some apostates have offended the CO2 god even further by looking at the record high sea ice in southern hemisphere, aka Hades. This hemisphere is not to be viewed by anyone other than holy oracles, who are the only ones qualified to find a way to blame the record maximum on our ozone sins.
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