Push all the snow in your driveway into a huge pile in front of your front door, and then go in the back door and tell your wife that you have calculated that the front of the house is snow-free.
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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I don’t get snow jokes; “we don’t white Christmases in Houston…”
Seriously…I don’t get it.
I got chest pain just reading the OP.
On recalculation the lack of snow piled-up at the front door is causing the kitchen to overheat.