Daily Theology Column

Woe unto the apostates who dare to gaze at the southern ice anomaly. The high priests have warned that only the northern anomaly may be seen by mortals.

All who turn their head to look at the southern anomaly, shall be transformed into a pillar of salt.

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5 Responses to Daily Theology Column

  1. Sparks says:

    Three types of AGW prophets? 🙂

    DIRTY PROPHET
    AND the BIZAN shall be HUGE and BLACK, and the eyes thereof RED with the
    BLOOD of living creatures ! And the WHORE of Babylon shall RIDE forth on a
    gray headed serpent, and throughout the lands there shall be a GRRRREAT
    rubbing of parts. YEEEAH.

    FALSE PROPHET
    And the demon shall bear a nine bladed sword. Nine bladed! Not two, or five,
    or seven- but NINE! Which he shall wield on all wretched sinners, sinners
    just like you, sir there. And the horns shall be on the head, with which he
    will…

    BLANDLY ACCURATE PROPHET
    … Obadiah, his servants. There shall in that time be rumors of things
    going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things
    really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things
    wi-with the sort of raffier-work base, that has an attachment. At that time,
    a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer, and the young shall not know where
    lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there
    only just the night before, about eight o’clock. Yea, it is written in the
    book of Cyril, that in that time…

  2. Don’t look back or your grant will be turned into a pillar of ice .

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