Afternoon Invocation

Always remember the CO2 commandments – carved in ice.

  1. A record Arctic minimum is proof of global warming
  2. A record high Antarctic maximum is none of your business
  3. Whatever the current weather is, we predicted it all along
  4. Snow is a thing of the past
  5. The record low Arctic minimum means lots of snow
  6. The southern hemisphere is filled with savages and is none of your business
  7. Hot weather is climate
  8. Cold weather is none of your business
  9. Global cooling causes extreme weather
  10. Global warming causes extreme weather

The bonus commandment for NOAA – adjust the numbers as much as needed

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4 Responses to Afternoon Invocation

  1. tckev says:

    And never forget that ice is essential for human life.

    /saroff

  2. Andy DC says:

    A record number of named squalls in the middle of the Atlantic is proof of global warming. No major landfalling hurricane for 7 years is none of your business.

    Lots of tornadoes are due to global warming. No tornadoes are due to global warming.

  3. Ockham says:

    Brilliant idea.
    Commandment #11 (from your previous post): Restoring the climate of the 1930s is a worthy goal.

  4. One group shall stand on one mountain and say Amen to the curses. Another shall stand on another mountain and say Amen to the blessing.

    Then Al Gore will fly on a private jet all over the world and sexually harass women and live in 3 mansions.

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