Science Tells Us That There Is No Soccer This Weekend

I was looking forward to the Premiership matches this weekend, but was sad to learn that top scientists say that England was destroyed twelve years ago. 

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4 Responses to Science Tells Us That There Is No Soccer This Weekend

  1. Josualdo says:

    Priceless. “He then flew off into the night.”

  2. Morph says:

    Lucky I’m in Scotland I suppose.

  3. Uh, oh. That big royal wedding we saw last year really was real, right? Or am I a conspiracy believer to suggest the wedding was filmed on a back lot in Hollywood California?

  4. Billy Liar says:

    He was absolutely right!

    The UK is a small group of impoverished islands inhabited by (close to) 70 million people, of little or no concern to the other 6 billion inhabitants of a sick world. He only got the ‘hungry’ bit wrong.

    Unfortunately, the world is sick because of people like him.

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