Always Remember To De-Ice The Flag Before Leaving The Green

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NASA’s top experts were stunned by the massive meltdown this summer, which obliterated 97% of the ice – when temperatures got barely above freezing for a couple of hours.

97% of Greenland’s surface ice melts in two weeks

A massive 97% of the surface ice sheet melted in July and was so large that scientists could scarcely believe it.

This astonishing and unprecedented event occurs every 150 years – and is always due to you SUV. Send money now to your favorite climate scientist, so they can continue their important work of extorting money from the taxpayer by lying, exaggerating and fearmongering.

“Ice cores from Summit show that melting events of this type occur about once every 150 years on average. With the last one happening in 1889, this event is right on time,” says Lora Koenig, a Goddard glaciologist and a member of the research team analysing the satellite data. ”

97% of Greenland’s surface ice melts in two weeks | Climate | The Earth Times

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7 Responses to Always Remember To De-Ice The Flag Before Leaving The Green

  1. LOOK OUT!!! There is a HUGE 8 legged insect casting a very long shadow and approaching the buildings!!!

    • Lance says:

      Its waiting until dark…(just a few hours…), then it has probably 20 hours to work its magic…

    • Andy DC says:

      According to Bill McKitten, the excessive heat and ice melt are threatening the insect’s habitat. And if it goes extinct, the rest of us won’t be far behind!

  2. manicbeancounter says:

    1889 was only 123 years ago. If this melting is on average once every 150 years, then this one could be early. Using sophisticated scientific analysis that is only comprehensible to climatologists, this could be an accelerating trend. Please expect a peer-reviewed paper sometime soon on the subject.

  3. Bill says:

    At the greenland summit every 100 to 150 years the top few centimeters of the snow gets warm enough to form a sun crust layer and the alarmists go crazy! There still is an average of 2 to 3 km of ice there!

  4. Whata ya know, ice cubes in drinks are more hearty than Greenland ice.

    😉

  5. Me says:

    Always Remember To De-Ice The Flag Before Leaving The Green.

    😆 Yep, it causes them to over compensate for something that isn’t happening.

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