Can Obama Save Detroit Again?

Obama tells us that a few years ago, evil Republicans schemed to shut down all the automotive companies and put millions of union people out of work. He rescued their jobs with the Chevy Volt, which already has sales in the hundreds.

Detroit finds themselves in trouble again, down 3-0 in the World Series. I suggest putting Obama in the pitching rotation. Do they need a limp wristed far leftie tonight?

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9 Responses to Can Obama Save Detroit Again?

  1. Pathway says:

    I know girls that throw better than POTUS.

    • suyts says:

      No doubt! Both of my daughters can!

    • Eric Simpson says:

      O can’t save the Tigers. Because in America almost all guys learned as toddlers how to throw a baseball. With your shoulder… not your elbow! Girls throw with their elbow. O wasn’t raised in this country, obviously, because he throws like a girl, and, frankly, looks gay, like someone that plays for the other team. Yes, he was raised in muslim Asia where eating dog is par for the course, but I’m puzzled because with his supposed athletic ability in basketball you’d think it might just come natural that he’d know how to throw a ball not like a girl (though maybe O’s not so good at basketball afterall says the NBA Commissioner). Or maybe Michelle could show him how to throw. Especially before O throws out a first pitch on national TV. Next time get Michelle to throw out the first pitch!

    • gator69 says:

      Concrete proof that he is not an American. Real American men know how to throw a baseball, without looking gay, unless they are. 😉

  2. tckev says:

    “He rescued their jobs with the Chevy Volt”
    GM offered to buy back these hazardous vehicles, thereby removing a danger from the road. Can the US voters do the same to Obama

  3. Andy DC says:

    Sandy Koufax? NOT!!

  4. leftinbrooklyn says:

    Gawd, I’m embarassed for us southpaws.

  5. You never really loose your nerd credentials, I can vouch for that.

  6. bkivey says:

    Romney to Obama: “You don’t pick winners and losers, you pick the losers.”

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