Sandy Is Planning To Kill You

PUBLIC INFORMATION STATEMENT NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

THINK ABOUT YOUR LOVED ONES, THINK ABOUT THE EMERGENCY RESPONDERS WHO WILL BE UNABLE TO REACH YOU WHEN YOU MAKE THE PANICKED PHONE CALL TO BE RESCUED, THINK ABOUT THE RESCUE/RECOVERY TEAMS WHO WILL RESCUE YOU IF YOU ARE INJURED OR RECOVER YOUR REMAINS IF YOU DO NOT SURVIVE.

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8 Responses to Sandy Is Planning To Kill You

  1. Justa Joe says:

    Overwrought melodrama is the new normal.

  2. gofer says:

    Fema said the biggest problem would be power outages.

  3. Andy DC says:

    The new normal is to cry wolf every other minute.

  4. philjourdan says:

    I feel like Lt. Dan in Forrest Gump. Come on Sandy! I am ready for you!

  5. Jeff says:

    by this logic, you should try to *never ever die*, except maybe in the highly organized way they knocked off old people in Soylent Green, because after all think about the poor people that’ll have to recover your remains.

  6. Mike F. says:

    “Sandy is planning to kill you.”
    I’m Barack Obama, and I approved this message, propagated by NOAA.

  7. jimash1 says:

    “THINK ABOUT THE RESCUE/RECOVERY TEAMS WHO WILL RESCUE YOU IF YOU ARE INJURED OR RECOVER YOUR REMAINS IF YOU DO NOT SURVIVE.”

    If I do not survive, I will be sure to self immolate in order to save them the trouble.
    What the heck kind of public info is that anyway ?

  8. savebyj says:

    All those young men who died for our freedoms in the last two centuries must be so proud of us right now.

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