The science of
historical hysterical climatology has several schools of thought
- The Hayhoe/Dessler/Hansen school – time began in 1970
- The Karl/Hansen school – people were too stupid in the past to read thermometers, and have become exponentially more stupid in the current decade. Particularly in 2012.
- The NOAA school – people did not know how to count dead bodies before 1950
One more school of thought is universally accepted by all hysterical climatologists. People in the past did not value their own lives, and were too dumb to get out of the way of a storm. Losing 20,000 people in a 1780 storm is trivial compared to 50 people in a 2012 storm.