Obama Can End The Obesity Problem

I suggest that Obama legislate gravity before he legislates the climate. A 50% reduction in gravity would greatly reduce the obesity problem among his supporters.

Bloomberg and Michelle need to limit Christie’s soft drink consumption.

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17 Responses to Obama Can End The Obesity Problem

  1. gator69 says:

    Nope, that’s up to the voting public of New Jersey.

  2. It’s just applied physics, as Davis Appell would say…

  3. mwhite says:

    Obesity is good for the planet, just think of all those two legged carbon sinks….

  4. Andy says:

    I bet Gator, Will and mwhite are not skinnies 🙂

    If the USA is getting worse how come the USA is getting fatter year on year? Surely these are David’s dream of fat cows for the Obama Presidency?

    Meanwhile, everyone seems to be saying the finanacial cliff is going to be a disaster but isn’t that what the tea party has been going for? It’s not even a balanced budget at that.

    The Republicans need to ditch the tea Party and be more like UK conservatives, then they will get into power again.

    Andy

    • Romney would have won except for Candy and Sandy, but thanks for the nonsense.

      On Thu, Nov 8, 2012 at 12:43 PM, Real Science

      • Andy says:

        Well Sandy helped and of course the blacks and hispanics helped as did the ladies, but what really did not help Mitt, and again I say he would have been a good President, is that his own party did not like him, they would rather have someone tending towards say Hitler, at the start. So he got smashed and then of course he felt obliged to get more right wing and that won his nomination but then he was screwed with what the rest of America think.

        I tell you Steve, the Republican Party have to re-invent themselves like Labour did in the 1990’s and as did the Conservatives too, that is the only way they are going to win again. Forget the extremes, become centrist but with better monetary policy.

        Andy

    • gator69 says:

      Hey Andy! I am 6’1″ tall and 210 pounds, but then I do work out and have a good deal of muscle that helps me maintain my acreage. I was pudgy for one summer when I was twelve.

    • “The Republicans need to ditch the tea Party and be more like UK conservatives, then they will get into power again.”

      Or in other words, the Republicans need to join the Democratic party. That makes sense. If there is only one party with one set of rules, you always win the election. 😉

    • Andy DC says:

      Most of us could stand to lose a few pounds, but Christie is way out of control. For his own sake, he better do something about it.

  5. Glacierman says:

    “My plan will not make gravity illegal, but it will necessarily bankrupt those who choose to use gravity”.

  6. Eric Simpson says:

    Christie’s the biggest leftist climate change pushing rino ever. And his self-centered essentially anti-Romney keynote speech, as well as his effusive love hug, is a good part of the reason that RR lost. I am sure that the self-promoting Christie was thinking that he could be the nominee in 2016 if RR wasn’t around. Like that’s going to happen. Not!

  7. Pathway says:

    Where is my Obama phone? I’m joining the ranks of the drones, so I can quit working.

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