After the 2008 election, Obama promised to slow the rise of sea level. As you can see in the graph below, he delivered exactly what he promised.
That is probably the only promise he has delivered on!
Not at all. Our Dear Leader also accelerated the rate of DECLINE of global temperatures (a decline he inherited from the Gaia-hating Bush), now at -0.45 C/decade since the end of 2008.
Our Dear Leader can also take credit for his crappy economy smashing down carbon sewage emissions from our 57 states, down to levels comparable to the early 1990’s. He also lowered American fecundity, thereby avoiding millions of tons of future carbon spewage.
The truly remarkable thing is that He accomplished all of this with the same effort that brought Him the Nobel Peace Prize.
No wonder he got re-elected ;).
He is also accomplishing his “necessarily skyrocket” energy pricing scheme.
It don’t take Sherlock Holmes to see the data don’t fit. Why’s everybody arguing ’bout the weather?
But only just before the election. Like he reduced unemployment. Yea, uh-huh.
Even Abraham Lincoln couldn’t stop sea level rise. Our prez is the greatest!
Obama did it all by himself driving this electric vehicle. Warning!!!!!!!! to avoid spitting anything up on your keyboard do not open this picture up with food or beverage in your mouth.
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